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BONUS CONTENT - The Illustrious Career of Sonya Thomas

The guys get into how they fared for Mookie's Mad Props last week, while digging into whether or not Florida is for real, the USC coaching history, Fantasy Football bad beats from this week, and the world records that competitive eater Sonya Thomas has put away. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You Seriously Bet On the Lions?!

Beers of the Week:- The Beer Really Ties the Room Together - Jagged Mountain Craft Brewery- The Chosen One Coconut Ale - 903 Brewers- Salted Lime Lager - Resolute Brewing Co.- Double Dunkel - Wibby BrewingIf you had a 16 game parlay, would you honestly take the Lions to cap things off?! One bettor did. So the fellas want to know, “did you seriously bet on the Lions?!” The guys talk about the Steelers fan who pooped his pants at the stadium and decided to clean them in the sink. Plus, a Ravens fan made an insane decision to memorialize a week 2 regular season win forever.The guys talk about Drew’s crazy Notre Dame take, and laugh at Lane Kiffin for walking a truly creepy line on Instagram. And the Portland State coach made good on his promise, buying $14k worth of beer this weekend.In the baseball world, Scott talks about the Rays/Blue Jays feud over a dropped pitching plan card. And Mike asks which was worse: Conor McGregor’s first pitch, or his rendition of “Take Me Out to the Ballgame.” The guys also may have uncovered the secret to winning and hitting dingers.The show wraps up laughing at Ben Simmons.Be sure to check out friends of the show:Kong Beer Bong (craftbrewedsports.com/beerbong) will make sure you are the life of the party. Keep your beer cold in this koozie that converts to a beer bong in an instant. Order yours today.Beer Drop (craftbrewedsports.com/beerdrop) ships award winning craft beer directly to your doorstep. Sign up for a monthly plan, or shop all of the beers available at Beer Drop and get them shipped to you at a $5 flat rate. Morning Recovery (craftbrewedsports.com/hangover) guarantees that you’ll wake up after a night of drinking more ready to take on your day. Use the code SPORTS at checkout for 20% off your non-subscription order.Dugout Mugs (dugoutmugs.com/craft) for one of a kind beer mugs and openers. Use our link for 15% off your entire order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jalen Hurts: MVP

Beers of the Week:- Monster Cookie Series: Salted Peanut Butter Chocolate (Verboten Brewing)- Oatey McOatface (Third Window Brewing)- It Rolls Watermelon Kolsch (Fiction Beer Co.)The fellas keep the streak alive after having to miss Wednesday due to Mike’s son needing a trip to the ER. So on a special Friday Night Lights episode of Craft Brewed Sports, the guys overreact to Week 1 of the NFL. Plus, the fellas are disappointed that Hard Knocks is going to Indy, and debate whether or not shaving an eyebrow is a good bet to take on.The fellas talk about the new Big 12, and what that means for college football while also laughing at USC for being in search of a new coach once again. Mookie enlists the help of Scott and Mike to put together a parlay for the weekend, and the guys talk about how the bettor who lost his life savings on the Bears should have handled things. Mike also breaks down two nominees for the best coach in college football...and neither is Nick Saban.The show wraps with Mike getting heated about the skid that the Reds have been on as the season closes out. And Scott is so tired/drunk that he can barely make it to the end of the show.Be sure to check out friends of the show:Kong Beer Bong (craftbrewedsports.com/beerbong) will make sure you are the life of the party. Keep your beer cold in this koozie that converts to a beer bong in an instant. Order yours today.Beer Drop (craftbrewedsports.com/beerdrop) ships award winning craft beer directly to your doorstep. Sign up for a monthly plan, or shop all of the beers available at Beer Drop and get them shipped to you at a $5 flat rate. Morning Recovery (craftbrewedsports.com/hangover) guarantees that you’ll wake up after a night of drinking more ready to take on your day. Use the code SPORTS at checkout for 20% off your non-subscription order.Dugout Mugs (dugoutmugs.com/craft) for one of a kind beer mugs and openers. Use our link for 15% off your entire order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

BONUS CONTENT - Trashing the USMNT and Brian Kelly’s Bad Joke

Scott dropped early, so there was nobody around to hold Mike and Mookie back from diving deeper into the USMNT's disappointing start to their World Cup qualifying bid. As most conversations between Mike and Mookie go, the topic shifts to Notre Dame football as the guys reflect on Brian Kelly's terrible attempt at humor, the defenses poor play, Jack Coan's sneaky good stat line, and how the rest of the season looks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Grilling Up All the Hot Takes

Beers of the Week:- Face Down Brown (Telluride Brewing)- Grapefruit Moped (New Image Brewing)- Sabro Hop Down (UHL’s Brewing)It is with great sadness that Scott brings to an end his weekly recap of the Hater’s Guide to Hard Knocks, highlighting all of the ridiculous things that we saw in the season finale of Hard Knocks. The guys talk about why guys like Jaylon Smith and Zack Martin don’t make an appearance all season, and wonder who looks more like their celebrity doppelganger: Leighton Vander Esch (looking like the guy who played Thad Castle in Blue Mountain State) or Azur Kamara (a dead ringer for Seal). The guys also play a game of Sip/Chug/Drainpour with some old music video mainstays: TRL, 106 and Park, and Pop Up Video.Mike digs through Twitter so the guys can grill up all the hot takes from the week. Drew has some interesting picks as it relates to this year’s Super Bowl, and the fellas talk about the NFL 2 minute warning being worthless. On the NCAA side, the guys talk about how good Georgia is, and who has the best uniforms in college football. Scott gets a chance to hate on Jeter getting inducted into the Hall of Fame before Mike sneaks in some golf talk. Mookie goes off on the USMNT for being garbage before he reveals that he might actually like Drake.Be sure to check out friends of the show:Kong Beer Bong (craftbrewedsports.com/beerbong) will make sure you are the life of the party. Keep your beer cold in this koozie that converts to a beer bong in an instant. Order yours today.Beer Drop (craftbrewedsports.com/beerdrop) ships award winning craft beer directly to your doorstep. Sign up for a monthly plan, or shop all of the beers available at Beer Drop and get them shipped to you at a $5 flat rate. Morning Recovery (craftbrewedsports.com/hangover) guarantees that you’ll wake up after a night of drinking more ready to take on your day. Use the code SPORTS at checkout for 20% off your non-subscription order.Dugout Mugs (dugoutmugs.com/craft) for one of a kind beer mugs and openers. Use our link for 15% off your entire order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

BONUS CONTENT - Bishop Sycamore and Roots Talk

Little pre-show action of Scott yelling at his kids. Then the guys try to cheer Mookie up post-show. Plus laughing at Bishop Sycamore. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Leighton Vander Esch Sucks at Connect 4

Beers of the Week:- Spread It On (Mockery Brewing)- Seven Layer Magic Bar Stout (WeldWerks Brewing)- Powder Run Vanilla Cream Ale (Living the Dream Brewing)Scott is back and the fellas need to catch up on Hard Knocks. Scott goes through his notes, helping all of the Cowboys haters properly hate on Episodes 3 and 4 of Hard Knocks. The guys try to figure out what Trevon Diggs’ son was doing in the background, laugh at Leighton Vander Esch’s horrible Connect 4 skills, and Mike spoils the season finale for Scott.With JR Smith going back to school, Mike has been addicted to his Twitter account and plays “Regular Incoming College Freshman or NBA Champion JR Smith” with the group. Mike tells the story of how many times he changed majors, and Mookie brings the show to a grinding halt with one simple question.The show raps with the guys talking about the Mets giving their fans the thumbs down, and Mookie and Mike debate what is more impressive: an Immaculate Inning or a Perfect Game.Be sure to check out friends of the show:Kong Beer Bong (craftbrewedsports.com/beerbong) will make sure you are the life of the party. Keep your beer cold in this koozie that converts to a beer bong in an instant. Order yours today.Beer Drop (craftbrewedsports.com/beerdrop) ships award winning craft beer directly to your doorstep. Sign up for a monthly plan, or shop all of the beers available at Beer Drop and get them shipped to you at a $5 flat rate. Morning Recovery (craftbrewedsports.com/hangover) guarantees that you’ll wake up after a night of drinking more ready to take on your day. Use the code SPORTS at checkout for 20% off your non-subscription order.Dugout Mugs (dugoutmugs.com/craft) for one of a kind beer mugs and openers. Use our link for 15% off your entire order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

BONUS CONTENT - Nut Tap Falcon Punch

Mike is super excited that the Reds are a game up in the Wild Card race. And Matt Barr tells an amazing revenge story about a guy in the service that hit him with a nut tap. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mascots and Milk Crates

Beers of the Week:- Nanticoke Nectar (RAR Brewing)- Darkwave (Varietal Beer Co.)- Tangerine Wit (Wiley Roots Brewing Co.)Scott is out on vacation. So the homey, Matt Barr, fills in and brings the heat. The fellas are pumped for the start of college football, but not so much about the Big 10, Pac-12, and ACC “alliance” that got announced this week. Plus, a recent survey about the best, worst, and most offensive mascots leads to a ridiculous tangent on the show. Plus, the guys laugh at the Oregon commit whose dad ruined his college announcement.The guys can’t stop laughing at the milk crate challenge, and wonder what athletes would be the best and worst at it.Plus, love is dead with Dell and Sonya Curry splitting up.Be sure to check out friends of the show:Kong Beer Bong (craftbrewedsports.com/beerbong) will make sure you are the life of the party. Keep your beer cold in this koozie that converts to a beer bong in an instant. Order yours today.Beer Drop (craftbrewedsports.com/beerdrop) ships award winning craft beer directly to your doorstep. Sign up for a monthly plan, or shop all of the beers available at Beer Drop and get them shipped to you at a $5 flat rate. Morning Recovery (craftbrewedsports.com/hangover) guarantees that you’ll wake up after a night of drinking more ready to take on your day. Use the code SPORTS at checkout for 20% off your non-subscription order.Dugout Mugs (dugoutmugs.com/craft) for one of a kind beer mugs and openers. Use our link for 15% off your entire order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zeke’s Gooch

Beers of the Week:- Bunny Slope (Jagged Mountain Brewery)- Noon Juice (Progression Brewing Co.)- Lemon Basil West Coast IPA (Spice Trade Brewing Co.)There’s no chance at getting Scott to like anyone on the Cowboys. So instead, the fellas debut the Hater’s Guide to Watching Hard Knocks. Scott takes us through his notes from this week’s episode, and the guys rip on Zeke, Dakota, Jerry Jones’s inability to know any English people after Winston Churchill, and the players definitely getting cut from the team. The fellas get into rookie QB talk and overreactions from the preseason games this week. Drew talks about his rocky fan relationship with Jay Cutler.The fellas transition to the Field of Dreams game and Mike has feelings about it continuing on, even if it features his team next year. The show wraps with quick hitter reactions to a poll highlighting the worst cheap beers in America.Be sure to check out friends of the show:Kong Beer Bong (craftbrewedsports.com/beerbong) will make sure you are the life of the party. Keep your beer cold in this koozie that converts to a beer bong in an instant. Order yours today.Beer Drop (craftbrewedsports.com/beerdrop) ships award winning craft beer directly to your doorstep. Sign up for a monthly plan, or shop all of the beers available at Beer Drop and get them shipped to you at a $5 flat rate. Morning Recovery (craftbrewedsports.com/hangover) guarantees that you’ll wake up after a night of drinking more ready to take on your day. Use the code SPORTS at checkout for 20% off your non-subscription order.Dugout Mugs (dugoutmugs.com/craft) for one of a kind beer mugs and openers. Use our link for 15% off your entire order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices