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Can We Still Like Neck?

Week 1 of College Football did not disappoint. The fellas laugh at Brian Kelly’s tears, but the question remains: can we still like neck?The guys talk about a guy who nailed a 19 game parlay to start the college football season and whether or not they could stomach cashing out or going for it if they were in that spot. We’ve got a shakeup in the WiseGuy’s College Football Top 10, where the guys are following who should be in the College Football Playoffs based solely on their odds to win the title in Vegas.Scott is ecstatic that the College Football Playoffs are expanding, and Mookie takes a weird stance about Notre Dame moving to a conference after this announcement.Scott delivers his recap of Hard Knocks as the show comes near a close.In basketball news, the guys stumble on a conspiracy theory about Michael Jordan’s son dating Scottie Pippen’s ex-wife, Larsa. Did Michael execute order 66?Mike may have found the best coach interview in the history of the world, and Mookie asks Mike to bust out an old impression. The payoff is 100% worth it.In golf news, LIV is shaking things up, allowing golfers to wear shorts, and Mike and Scott stumble on a conspiracy theory as to who is behind the LIV charge.The guys talk about the Braves being team petty, and Mike has an idea to take the pettiness level to 1000.Mike provides an update about Joe Hall’s walk, as he hits Sidney, Nebraska and is less than 60 miles away from Wyoming. The Suicide and Crisis Lifeline is 988. If you, or someone you know needs help, there is always someone willing to listen.Be sure to check out friends of the show:In the Clutch (intheclutch.com/CRAFTBREWED) is your one stop shop for all things sports. With all of your favorite teams and players from the MLS, MLB and more and classic tees from yesteryear and beyond. Get 10% off your order with the code: CRAFTBREWEDKong Beer Bong (craftbrewedsports.com/beerbong) will make sure you are the life of the party. Keep your beer cold in this koozie that converts to a beer bong in an instant. Order yours today.Beer Drop (craftbrewedsports.com/beerdrop) ships award winning craft beer directly to your doorstep. Sign up for a monthly plan, or shop all of the beers available at Beer Drop and get them shipped to you at a $7.99 flat rate. Morning Recovery (craftbrewedsports.com/hangover) guarantees that you’ll wake up after a night of drinking more ready to take on your day. Use the code SPORTS at checkout for 20% off your non-subscription order.Dugout Mugs (dugoutmugs.com/craft) for one of a kind beer mugs and openers. Use our link for 15% off your entire order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Cincinnati Rollergirls Are Back!

Mookie and Mike have actual realistic expectations heading into Notre Dame’s opening match-up with Ohio State this weekend.Lauren Bishop hangs out with the fellas tonight because the Cincinnati Rollergirls are back! Lauren takes us through the tryout process for the Rollergirls, how intense practices can be, the faux rivalries she has experienced, and plays a great game of Real Rollergirl or Fake Rollergirl.Joe Hall (@HallAcrossTC) pops in to tell us about his food poisoning and destruction of crops in Nebraska.With the show running low on time, the fellas decide to combine three segments into one: Scott’s Hater’s Guide to Hard Knocks, Mookie being furious at FC Cincinnati choking away a lead to the Columbus Crew, and Mike spitting hot fire at Scott and Mookie for their recent appearance on Tank Mansfield’s podcast “What Ya Into?”The Suicide and Crisis Lifeline is 988. If you, or someone you know needs help, there is always someone willing to listen.Be sure to check out friends of the show:In the Clutch (intheclutch.com/CRAFTBREWED) is your one stop shop for all things sports. With all of your favorite teams and players from the MLS, MLB and more and classic tees from yesteryear and beyond. Get 10% off your order with the code: CRAFTBREWEDKong Beer Bong (craftbrewedsports.com/beerbong) will make sure you are the life of the party. Keep your beer cold in this koozie that converts to a beer bong in an instant. Order yours today.Beer Drop (craftbrewedsports.com/beerdrop) ships award winning craft beer directly to your doorstep. Sign up for a monthly plan, or shop all of the beers available at Beer Drop and get them shipped to you at a $7.99 flat rate. Morning Recovery (craftbrewedsports.com/hangover) guarantees that you’ll wake up after a night of drinking more ready to take on your day. Use the code SPORTS at checkout for 20% off your non-subscription order.Dugout Mugs (dugoutmugs.com/craft) for one of a kind beer mugs and openers. Use our link for 15% off your entire order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This Hot Dog Straw Guy Is an Absolute Menace

Joe Hall (@HallAcrossTC) hangs out all episode with the fellas to chug some ciders and talk about reaching the halfway point of his journey. The fellas discuss all of the baseball dong stories, including this hot dog straw guy, who is an absolute menace and the couple giving brain in the upper deck of the Coliseum. Scott recaps Episode #2 of Hard Knocks in anticipation of the new episode, and the fellas discuss the Manti Te’o documentary and whether or not he received any redemption. Mike has a Tom Brady conspiracy theory, and Mookie and Cesar are off the chain throughout the whole episode.The Suicide and Crisis Lifeline is 988. If you, or someone you know needs help, there is always someone willing to listen.Be sure to check out friends of the show:In the Clutch (intheclutch.com/CRAFTBREWED) is your one stop shop for all things sports. With all of your favorite teams and players from the MLS, MLB and more and classic tees from yesteryear and beyond. Get 10% off your order with the code: CRAFTBREWEDKong Beer Bong (craftbrewedsports.com/beerbong) will make sure you are the life of the party. Keep your beer cold in this koozie that converts to a beer bong in an instant. Order yours today.Beer Drop (craftbrewedsports.com/beerdrop) ships award winning craft beer directly to your doorstep. Sign up for a monthly plan, or shop all of the beers available at Beer Drop and get them shipped to you at a $7.99 flat rate. Morning Recovery (craftbrewedsports.com/hangover) guarantees that you’ll wake up after a night of drinking more ready to take on your day. Use the code SPORTS at checkout for 20% off your non-subscription order.Dugout Mugs (dugoutmugs.com/craft) for one of a kind beer mugs and openers. Use our link for 15% off your entire order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dirty Rotten Cheaters in the NFL

Kevin Bryant, author of the new book "Spies on the Sidelines: The High-Stakes World of NFL Espionage" hangs out to talk about the tactics NFL teams use to spy on their opponent in order to get any type of advantage. He talks about a few of the craziest ways teams have pushed the envelope, plus the paranoia that drives coaches to do some crazy things to protect their secrets. The fellas try to nail Kevin down, and get out of him who the real dirty rotten cheaters in the NFL really are. Spoiler alert: it’s everyone.The fellas briefly touch on the College Football Playoff committee mentioning that they should start looking at breaking away from the NCAA, the return of the Pony Express and SMU, and Tatis Jr. getting popped for PEDs.Be sure to check out friends of the show:In the Clutch (intheclutch.com/CRAFTBREWED) is your one stop shop for all things sports. With all of your favorite teams and players from the MLS, MLB and more and classic tees from yesteryear and beyond. Get 10% off your order with the code: CRAFTBREWEDKong Beer Bong (craftbrewedsports.com/beerbong) will make sure you are the life of the party. Keep your beer cold in this koozie that converts to a beer bong in an instant. Order yours today.Beer Drop (craftbrewedsports.com/beerdrop) ships award winning craft beer directly to your doorstep. Sign up for a monthly plan, or shop all of the beers available at Beer Drop and get them shipped to you at a $7.99 flat rate. Morning Recovery (craftbrewedsports.com/hangover) guarantees that you’ll wake up after a night of drinking more ready to take on your day. Use the code SPORTS at checkout for 20% off your non-subscription order.Dugout Mugs (dugoutmugs.com/craft) for one of a kind beer mugs and openers. Use our link for 15% off your entire order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dan Campbell Is an Absolute Maniac

Aaron Rodgers admitted to taking ayahuasca prior to his back-to-back MVP seasons, and the NFL said they aren’t going to do anything about it. Seems a bit odd, and the fellas can’t white put their finger on why. Hard Knocks made its return, so Scott and Mike are back to ripping Episode 1 and finding all of the hilarious moments in it. The one thing we all can take away from this episode: Dan Campbell is an absolute maniac.Joe Hall (hallacrossthecountry.com) checks in from a crime scene motel in Iowa and gives the fellas an update on where he stands on hitting his $50k goal for Run a Mile for Jaxon.The fellas talk about Chris Sale and his classic baseball injury and Mike puts out a better option for a closer entrance than Edwin Diaz’s Narco entrance.Be sure to check out friends of the show:In the Clutch (intheclutch.com/CRAFTBREWED) is your one stop shop for all things sports. With all of your favorite teams and players from the MLS, MLB and more and classic tees from yesteryear and beyond. Get 10% off your order with the code: CRAFTBREWEDKong Beer Bong (craftbrewedsports.com/beerbong) will make sure you are the life of the party. Keep your beer cold in this koozie that converts to a beer bong in an instant. Order yours today.Beer Drop (craftbrewedsports.com/beerdrop) ships award winning craft beer directly to your doorstep. Sign up for a monthly plan, or shop all of the beers available at Beer Drop and get them shipped to you at a $7.99 flat rate. Morning Recovery (craftbrewedsports.com/hangover) guarantees that you’ll wake up after a night of drinking more ready to take on your day. Use the code SPORTS at checkout for 20% off your non-subscription order.Dugout Mugs (dugoutmugs.com/craft) for one of a kind beer mugs and openers. Use our link for 15% off your entire order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A Real Life Lawyer Explains the Deshaun Watson Ruling

Friend of the show and real life lawyer, Hailee Murphy (@thehaileemurphy), joins us to explain the Deshaun Watson ruling. Hailee breaks down the arbiter’s opinion, and how it really was a loss to both sides. Plus, Hailee discusses the NFL only presenting 4 of the 24 cases against Watson, the precedent that the judge looked at when determining the punishment, and how this whole thing will play out now that the NFL has said they will appeal.Mike debuts the Wiseguy’s Preseason College Football Playoff rankings.Joe Hall (hallacrossthecountry.com) checks in to talk about his run-ins with the law in Iowa and update everyone on his walk.Be sure to check out friends of the show:In the Clutch (intheclutch.com/CRAFTBREWED) is your one stop shop for all things sports. With all of your favorite teams and players from the MLS, MLB and more and classic tees from yesteryear and beyond. Get 10% off your order with the code: CRAFTBREWEDKong Beer Bong (craftbrewedsports.com/beerbong) will make sure you are the life of the party. Keep your beer cold in this koozie that converts to a beer bong in an instant. Order yours today.Beer Drop (craftbrewedsports.com/beerdrop) ships award winning craft beer directly to your doorstep. Sign up for a monthly plan, or shop all of the beers available at Beer Drop and get them shipped to you at a $7.99 flat rate. Morning Recovery (craftbrewedsports.com/hangover) guarantees that you’ll wake up after a night of drinking more ready to take on your day. Use the code SPORTS at checkout for 20% off your non-subscription order.Dugout Mugs (dugoutmugs.com/craft) for one of a kind beer mugs and openers. Use our link for 15% off your entire order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Some Of These Alternate NFL Helmets Are Complete Trash

You know it’s the dead time of year when the fellas spend almost the entire show breaking down the alternate helmets and uniforms that NFL teams have unveiled for this year. Spoiler alert: some of these alternate NFL helmets are complete trash.Joe Hall (hallacrossthecountry.com) checks in to talk about his trip to the Dan Gable Wrestling museum and his fight with a pack of wild raccoons in Iowa.Scott has a conspiracy theory about Kyler Murray and his new contract with the Cardinals.Be sure to check out friends of the show:In the Clutch (intheclutch.com/CRAFTBREWED) is your one stop shop for all things sports. With all of your favorite teams and players from the MLS, MLB and more and classic tees from yesteryear and beyond. Get 10% off your order with the code: CRAFTBREWEDKong Beer Bong (craftbrewedsports.com/beerbong) will make sure you are the life of the party. Keep your beer cold in this koozie that converts to a beer bong in an instant. Order yours today.Beer Drop (craftbrewedsports.com/beerdrop) ships award winning craft beer directly to your doorstep. Sign up for a monthly plan, or shop all of the beers available at Beer Drop and get them shipped to you at a $7.99 flat rate. Morning Recovery (craftbrewedsports.com/hangover) guarantees that you’ll wake up after a night of drinking more ready to take on your day. Use the code SPORTS at checkout for 20% off your non-subscription order.Dugout Mugs (dugoutmugs.com/craft) for one of a kind beer mugs and openers. Use our link for 15% off your entire order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Swear This Isn’t a Dude Wipes Commercial

Despite being the biggest baseball fan on the show, Scott didn’t watch any of the All Star Game activities. But that doesn’t stop the guys from absolutely ripping Pete Alonso for being the biggest cornball after the cameras showed him meditating in between rounds of the Home Run Derby and deadlifting in his full uniform. Mookie has ideas on how to fix baseball, and Mike proposes a new twist to the All Star game. Plus, the NCAA cracking down on fun in college baseball next season.Joe Hall (hallacrossthecountry.com) checks in and tells the guys some stories about how his body handled pounding cereal with firefighters despite being lactose intolerant. Even though the conversation goes to some…crappy…places, we swear this isn’t a Dude Wipes Commercial.The guys talk about Brian Kelly’s first SEC Media Day, and applaud whoever it was that decided to troll him on the lower third. Plus, ND is asking NBC for absolute bank, and Mike thinks it’s a clever way to pass the blame. Cesar’s Longhorns might be in for a great season if the coincidence with J-Lo’s marriages holds any water.Finally, the show wraps with the guys talking about David Faherety heading to LIV and Charles Barkley discussing the possibility of going as well. And Mike breaks down the worst beat a bettor has ever experienced when a guy thought he won bank on Cam Smith winning The Open.Special shout-out to friend of the show, Sarah, who supplied the guys with Orange Cream from Tennessee Valley Brewing tonight. Absolutely amazing brew.Be sure to check out friends of the show:In the Clutch (intheclutch.com/CRAFTBREWED) is your one stop shop for all things sports. With all of your favorite teams and players from the MLS, MLB and more and classic tees from yesteryear and beyond. Get 10% off your order with the code: CRAFTBREWEDKong Beer Bong (craftbrewedsports.com/beerbong) will make sure you are the life of the party. Keep your beer cold in this koozie that converts to a beer bong in an instant. Order yours today.Beer Drop (craftbrewedsports.com/beerdrop) ships award winning craft beer directly to your doorstep. Sign up for a monthly plan, or shop all of the beers available at Beer Drop and get them shipped to you at a $7.99 flat rate. Morning Recovery (craftbrewedsports.com/hangover) guarantees that you’ll wake up after a night of drinking more ready to take on your day. Use the code SPORTS at checkout for 20% off your non-subscription order.Dugout Mugs (dugoutmugs.com/craft) for one of a kind beer mugs and openers. Use our link for 15% off your entire order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach Wilson Is a DAWG

The Zach Wilson drama was hilarious this week, and the guys had to talk all about it. How did him and his mom’s friend get together in the first place? How did this backfire so badly on his ex? Was this a soaking situation? Who knows…the only thing we do know is that Zach Wilson is a DAWG! Plus, the guys discuss a recruiter who thinks Arch Manning is only a 5 star recruit because of his name.Mookie has to answer a question from Intern Cesar about Superbad, but Cesar’s egregious mistake pre-show leads to another recurring segment coming back next week.The fellas talk about their disappointment in Derek Jeter’s revelation that he never actually gave women gift baskets after hooking up, and then spend far too much time checking out Jeter’s all time starting lineup.Joe Hall (hallacrossthecountry.com) checks in from Illinois to talk about his bum stroller wheel, the proper way to eat a banana, and waxing his chest if he can raise $11,000 for Run a Mile for Jaxon by the end of July.The fellas wrap the show by rapid fire talking about the WAC changing up how they’ll be seeding their conference tournament, Qatar banning beer sales inside the stadiums at the World Cup, and Tiger going full Liam Neeson when asked about retiring.Be sure to check out friends of the show:In the Clutch (intheclutch.com/CRAFTBREWED) is your one stop shop for all things sports. With all of your favorite teams and players from the MLS, MLB and more and classic tees from yesteryear and beyond. Get 10% off your order with the code: CRAFTBREWEDKong Beer Bong (craftbrewedsports.com/beerbong) will make sure you are the life of the party. Keep your beer cold in this koozie that converts to a beer bong in an instant. Order yours today.Beer Drop (craftbrewedsports.com/beerdrop) ships award winning craft beer directly to your doorstep. Sign up for a monthly plan, or shop all of the beers available at Beer Drop and get them shipped to you at a $7.99 flat rate. Morning Recovery (craftbrewedsports.com/hangover) guarantees that you’ll wake up after a night of drinking more ready to take on your day. Use the code SPORTS at checkout for 20% off your non-subscription order.Dugout Mugs (dugoutmugs.com/craft) for one of a kind beer mugs and openers. Use our link for 15% off your entire order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Big Ten Heel Turn

There’s been a huge shift in the college football world since the fellas last signed on, so they break down The Big Ten heel turn on their alliance with the PAC12 and ACC, as they poach USC and UCLA and change college sports forever. The fellas discuss what this means for Notre Dame, and laugh at the idea of Mick Cronin traveling to Rutgers on a Tuesday and then playing Michigan in LA on a Saturday.The guys discuss the Browns trading away Baker, and how amazing it is that the Panthers now have 2 of the top 3 draft picks from the 2018 draft on their roster.Cesar has some egregious takes about mono, and it leads to a ranking that nobody expected.Everyone discusses Joey Chestnut’s heroic performance, and crowns him with the title of: DAWG. Scott does that hockey, celebrating the first black GM in the NHL. The Race Card drop comes in handy. Plus, there’s people banging in quiet rooms at Wimbledon.The show wraps with NBA free agency talk, and the guys marvel at how ridiculous the last week has been.Be sure to check out friends of the show:In the Clutch (intheclutch.com/CRAFTBREWED) is your one stop shop for all things sports. With all of your favorite teams and players from the MLS, MLB and more and classic tees from yesteryear and beyond. Get 10% off your order with the code: CRAFTBREWEDKong Beer Bong (craftbrewedsports.com/beerbong) will make sure you are the life of the party. Keep your beer cold in this koozie that converts to a beer bong in an instant. Order yours today.Beer Drop (craftbrewedsports.com/beerdrop) ships award winning craft beer directly to your doorstep. Sign up for a monthly plan, or shop all of the beers available at Beer Drop and get them shipped to you at a $7.99 flat rate. Morning Recovery (craftbrewedsports.com/hangover) guarantees that you’ll wake up after a night of drinking more ready to take on your day. Use the code SPORTS at checkout for 20% off your non-subscription order.Dugout Mugs (dugoutmugs.com/craft) for one of a kind beer mugs and openers. Use our link for 15% off your entire order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices