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Can’t Get Enough Prime

It’s amazing what Deion Sanders has done at Colorado, and we just can’t get enough Prime. Between the swagger, the sunglasses, and the winning, Deion has changed the way college football is being done and we’re here for it. The fellas get into why people want to see Deion fail, and why that makes us like him even more. Plus, what happens if Colorado struggles against Oregon and USC over the next two weeks.Before that, the fellas talk Nick Chubb’s horrific injury on Monday Night Football against the Steelers and what it means for him and his fantasy owners going forward. The guys delve into a debate that sprung up this week about roster management in Fantasy Football groups and benching a player to secure a win. The crew admires the Barry Sanders statue, and laugh about Xavien Howard’s lack of pull-out game as it’s reported that he has 4 women pregnant at the same time.Plus, a new Wiseguy’s Top 10 Rankings.Be sure to check out friends of the show:In the Clutch (intheclutch.com/CRAFTBREWED) is your one stop shop for all things sports. With all of your favorite teams and players from the MLS, MLB and more and classic tees from yesteryear and beyond. Get 10% off your order with the code: CRAFTBREWEDKong Beer Bong (craftbrewedsports.com/beerbong) will make sure you are the life of the party. Keep your beer cold in this koozie that converts to a beer bong in an instant. Order yours today.Beer Drop (craftbrewedsports.com/beerdrop) ships award winning craft beer directly to your doorstep. Sign up for a monthly plan, or shop all of the beers available at Beer Drop and get them shipped to you at a $7.99 flat rate. Morning Recovery (craftbrewedsports.com/hangover) guarantees that you’ll wake up after a night of drinking more ready to take on your day. Use the code SPORTS at checkout for 20% off your non-subscription order.Dugout Mugs (dugoutmugs.com/craft) for one of a kind beer mugs and openers. Use our link for 15% off your entire order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Good God, The Jets Are Cursed

Good God, the Jets are Cursed! One series into his Jets tenure, and Aaron Rodgers ruptures his achilles and is ruled out for the season. And the guys can’t help but laugh. After all of the hype, and all of the talk, the Jets season is all but over despite their win over the Bills on Monday Night Football. And the biggest winner is Jack’s American Pub who had the promotion of paying for people’s tabs if the Jets lost. Not only did they not have to pay out the first week, but they don’t have to run the promotion the rest of the year. The fellas talk about the Jim Trotter lawsuit against the NFL, and the craziness that Jerry Jones is the less racist person in the quotes that have come out as a result.DraftKings takes some heat for their poorly thought out “Never Forget” parlay on 9/11 featuring the Mets, Yankees, and Jets. The guys play a game of Sip, Chug, Drainpour with the top AFC QBs that lost in week 1: Mahomes, Burrow, and Allen.Plus, the first time you felt it twitch, Marvin Harrison Jr. jokes, and Mel Tucker’s a dirtbag.Be sure to check out friends of the show:In the Clutch (intheclutch.com/CRAFTBREWED) is your one stop shop for all things sports. With all of your favorite teams and players from the MLS, MLB and more and classic tees from yesteryear and beyond. Get 10% off your order with the code: CRAFTBREWEDKong Beer Bong (craftbrewedsports.com/beerbong) will make sure you are the life of the party. Keep your beer cold in this koozie that converts to a beer bong in an instant. Order yours today.Beer Drop (craftbrewedsports.com/beerdrop) ships award winning craft beer directly to your doorstep. Sign up for a monthly plan, or shop all of the beers available at Beer Drop and get them shipped to you at a $7.99 flat rate. Morning Recovery (craftbrewedsports.com/hangover) guarantees that you’ll wake up after a night of drinking more ready to take on your day. Use the code SPORTS at checkout for 20% off your non-subscription order.Dugout Mugs (dugoutmugs.com/craft) for one of a kind beer mugs and openers. Use our link for 15% off your entire order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

B1G Turd Cock

College football is back, and this week we were treated to the debut of B1G Turd Cock on NBC. One of the most unfortunate graphic fails happened in the first non-Notre Dame game on the NBC networks, and the guys had to laugh at it.The guys can’t help but smile at Brian Kelly and Dabo Swinney choking this weekend, especially with Duke playing some mind games and throwing up a kid’s play area in the middle of the walk Clemson needed to make to get to the stadium. Plus, Duke’s QB Riley Leonard’s mom is an absolute savage for texting her son “You suck” before every game to bring him back to earth. The guys discuss Stanford, Cal, and SMU making the move to the ACC and how that impacts the conference long term. Scott and Mike have to give Cesar a history lesson, breaking down why it was a horrible idea for the UCF social media team to tweet out about calling the National Guard as UCF was pouding Kent State. Plus, the Oregon Duck is a beast for doing 546 push-ups during Oregon’s win, and it begs the question about the bigger tough-guy mascot: the Oregon Duck or the St. Joe’s Hawk who cannot stop flapping his wings throughout entire basketball games.Mike unveils a new Wiseguy’s poll, with some major shake-ups after this week.The show ends with the fellas discussing why giving fans a microphone like Lyons did won’t work in the States and they doubt the science behind the discovery that beer goggles don’t exist. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jim Harbaugh and Caleb Williams: FRAUDS

College football season is here and the one thing we learned after Week 0 is that Jim Harbaugh and Caleb Williams are complete frauds. Cesar lays claim to the MFOTW claim by thinking the group TLC was a reference to tables, ladders, and chairs. So Mike tries to knock him off the mountain with a series of shady college football stories. First up, Brian Kelly and LSU tried to move their week 2 opponent to week 0 so that their star DT could serve his suspension and be available for their match-up against FSU. Next, Caleb Williams, who won’t be in college when the next NCAA game drops, whined about the $500 that EA Sports is reportedly offering players to be in the game. Finally, Jim Harbaugh calls out everyone that makes money off of college football players working for free, while ignoring that he, too, makes money off of college football players working for free.The convo shifts to the Trey Lance trade and nobody is really excited about it.The guys talk about the shooting at Guaranteed Rate Field and how a woman that was “grazed” by a bullet in the shooting was actually the one who snuck the gun past security by hiding in her body fat to get past the metal detectors. Plus, the guys laugh at the Nationals for the Strasburg contract.Cesar is excited that Jaylen Brown used his left in the Big 3 All-Star game, and the fellas laugh at the Indiana man that was arrested for DUI in a Power Wheels.Be sure to check out friends of the show:In the Clutch (intheclutch.com/CRAFTBREWED) is your one stop shop for all things sports. With all of your favorite teams and players from the MLS, MLB and more and classic tees from yesteryear and beyond. Get 10% off your order with the code: CRAFTBREWEDKong Beer Bong (craftbrewedsports.com/beerbong) will make sure you are the life of the party. Keep your beer cold in this koozie that converts to a beer bong in an instant. Order yours today.Beer Drop (craftbrewedsports.com/beerdrop) ships award winning craft beer directly to your doorstep. Sign up for a monthly plan, or shop all of the beers available at Beer Drop and get them shipped to you at a $7.99 flat rate. Morning Recovery (craftbrewedsports.com/hangover) guarantees that you’ll wake up after a night of drinking more ready to take on your day. Use the code SPORTS at checkout for 20% off your non-subscription order.Dugout Mugs (dugoutmugs.com/craft) for one of a kind beer mugs and openers. Use our link for 15% off your entire order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lou Holtz and the Thong Song

Lou Holtz released a Top 16 for the college football season (for some reason) and Sisqo had never seen a thong until right before he recorded Thong Song. This week was packed full of useless trivia, borderline offensive accents, and stupid jokes.The fellas discuss the Ravens preseason win streak coming to an end, and Scott feels like the Commanders are nothing to be worried about, claiming they’ll be lucky to win 5 games. The guys talk about the rumored Super Bowl Halftime Show, an all boy band Halftime Show featuring NSYNC, Backstreet Boys, 98 Degrees, Boyz II Men, Bel Biv DeVoe, Color Me Badd, and a K-Pop group. Mike then breaks down the backstory of Sisqo’s Thong Song and blows everyone’s minds. The conversation shifts to Lou Holtz and his college football Top 16. Beyond being terrible, it’s just a weird list coming from a guy nobody asked for it. So Mike decided to give his own Top 16 list: the Top 16 teams he wants to hear Lou Holtz pronounce. Hilarity ensues.The guys shift to baseball, as the fellas discuss how baseball needs to incorporate the custom bats from the Little League Classic into everyday play. The crew discusses the Cuban coach who defected in the middle of the Little League World Series, and then rail on Pete Alonso for throwing away Masin Wynn’s first hit ball, and end the show with Scott going full OWG on Gunnar Henderson’s decision to leg out a double instead of staying at first base and getting the cycle.Be sure to check out friends of the show:In the Clutch (intheclutch.com/CRAFTBREWED) is your one stop shop for all things sports. With all of your favorite teams and players from the MLS, MLB and more and classic tees from yesteryear and beyond. Get 10% off your order with the code: CRAFTBREWEDKong Beer Bong (craftbrewedsports.com/beerbong) will make sure you are the life of the party. Keep your beer cold in this koozie that converts to a beer bong in an instant. Order yours today.Beer Drop (craftbrewedsports.com/beerdrop) ships award winning craft beer directly to your doorstep. Sign up for a monthly plan, or shop all of the beers available at Beer Drop and get them shipped to you at a $7.99 flat rate. Morning Recovery (craftbrewedsports.com/hangover) guarantees that you’ll wake up after a night of drinking more ready to take on your day. Use the code SPORTS at checkout for 20% off your non-subscription order.Dugout Mugs (dugoutmugs.com/craft) for one of a kind beer mugs and openers. Use our link for 15% off your entire order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Blind Side Got Blindsided

This Michael Oher story is crazy, and the fellas can’t believe that Blind Side got Blind Sided like that. Mike, Scott, and Cesar get into the wild story from Oher, claiming that the Tuohy family duped him into a conservatorship and that he hasn’t seen a dime from the Blind Side movie.After briefly derailing to talk about Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, and Jessica Simpson, Mike floats a conspiracy theory past Scott about Kyle Shanahan purposefully tanking Trey Lance’s chances at being the starting QB. Plus, the guys laugh at the idea of Phillip Rivers joining the Niners had they beat the Eagles in the NFC Championship game.The guys talk about CJ Okoye getting a sack, and the NFL raiding Africa for talent and spreading CTE to other countries and Mike unveils the Wiseguy’s Preseason Top 10 rankings.The conversation shifts to basketball, as Cesar breaks down James Harden ripping Darryl Morey in an attempt to get out of Philly.Mike discusses Lucas Glover’s swamp ass and how it overshadowed his back-to-back PGA tour wins, and the guys laugh at Cotton Eye Joe interrupting an important point at the Canadian Open.The show wraps up with everyone talking about the Wander Franco story, and how tone deaf the Rays were to keep their kids snapback hat giveaway in place as the story started gaining steam.Be sure to check out friends of the show:In the Clutch (intheclutch.com/CRAFTBREWED) is your one stop shop for all things sports. With all of your favorite teams and players from the MLS, MLB and more and classic tees from yesteryear and beyond. Get 10% off your order with the code: CRAFTBREWEDKong Beer Bong (craftbrewedsports.com/beerbong) will make sure you are the life of the party. Keep your beer cold in this koozie that converts to a beer bong in an instant. Order yours today.Beer Drop (craftbrewedsports.com/beerdrop) ships award winning craft beer directly to your doorstep. Sign up for a monthly plan, or shop all of the beers available at Beer Drop and get them shipped to you at a $7.99 flat rate. Morning Recovery (craftbrewedsports.com/hangover) guarantees that you’ll wake up after a night of drinking more ready to take on your day. Use the code SPORTS at checkout for 20% off your non-subscription order.Dugout Mugs (dugoutmugs.com/craft) for one of a kind beer mugs and openers. Use our link for 15% off your entire order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Did Jay-Z Do 9/11?!

Did Jay-Z Do 9/11?!No Mike tonight, but Scott, Cesar, and Mookie hold things down…kind of.The fellas discuss the USWNT flaming out of the World Cup, Tim Anderson getting dropped by Jose Ramirez, and the death of the PAC 12.In true show fashion, when Mike is out, the conversations barely stay on track, and Cesar reveals his deep seated fear of mayo on a box and provides sage advice from his Abuelo.Be sure to check out friends of the show:In the Clutch (intheclutch.com/CRAFTBREWED) is your one stop shop for all things sports. With all of your favorite teams and players from the MLS, MLB and more and classic tees from yesteryear and beyond. Get 10% off your order with the code: CRAFTBREWEDKong Beer Bong (craftbrewedsports.com/beerbong) will make sure you are the life of the party. Keep your beer cold in this koozie that converts to a beer bong in an instant. Order yours today.Beer Drop (craftbrewedsports.com/beerdrop) ships award winning craft beer directly to your doorstep. Sign up for a monthly plan, or shop all of the beers available at Beer Drop and get them shipped to you at a $7.99 flat rate. Morning Recovery (craftbrewedsports.com/hangover) guarantees that you’ll wake up after a night of drinking more ready to take on your day. Use the code SPORTS at checkout for 20% off your non-subscription order.Dugout Mugs (dugoutmugs.com/craft) for one of a kind beer mugs and openers. Use our link for 15% off your entire order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lizzo Getting Sued For What?!

This show is all over the place. But the guys have quite a few laughs at what Lizzo is getting sued for. Quick hint, it involves Amsterdam and a banana. Plus, Taco Bell is getting hit with a class action lawsuit because their food doesn’t look like it does in the pictures.Before that, the fellas talk baseball and discuss the Mets downfall at the trade deadline and the controversy surrounding the Chattanooga Lookouts and their Noogas fiasco.The conversation shifts to football, as the guys talk about the Jets on Hard Knocks and what a train wreck this is going to be. Mookie is pumped about Darnell White, the Bears OL-man that aced his conditioning test after accidentally preparing for the WR test. And Scott is glad to hear that LeSean McCoy suffered financial setbacks after losing a sponsorship over his spoiling of Endgame.The guys briefly talk about paying Jimmy Butler almost $700 to get destroyed in a game of one-on-one and Kendrick Perkins getting kicked out of an AAU tournament.The show wraps with Mookie and the Dawg taking a deep dive into the USWNT troubles at the World Cup, while Mike and Scott keep the faith.Be sure to check out friends of the show:In the Clutch (intheclutch.com/CRAFTBREWED) is your one stop shop for all things sports. With all of your favorite teams and players from the MLS, MLB and more and classic tees from yesteryear and beyond. Get 10% off your order with the code: CRAFTBREWEDKong Beer Bong (craftbrewedsports.com/beerbong) will make sure you are the life of the party. Keep your beer cold in this koozie that converts to a beer bong in an instant. Order yours today.Beer Drop (craftbrewedsports.com/beerdrop) ships award winning craft beer directly to your doorstep. Sign up for a monthly plan, or shop all of the beers available at Beer Drop and get them shipped to you at a $7.99 flat rate. Morning Recovery (craftbrewedsports.com/hangover) guarantees that you’ll wake up after a night of drinking more ready to take on your day. Use the code SPORTS at checkout for 20% off your non-subscription order.Dugout Mugs (dugoutmugs.com/craft) for one of a kind beer mugs and openers. Use our link for 15% off your entire order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Justin Herbert and the Chargers Just Screwed the Bengals

Justin Herbert has signed his extension with the Chargers and it’s official, Justin Herbert and the Chargers just screwed the Bengals. Mike is worried about what this contract means for the Bengals’ negotiations with Burrow, and it sets in that there is no way Cincinnati is keeping Burrow, Chase, and Higgins together. Plus the guys laugh at Jordan Addison throwing out that he had a “dog emergency” as the excuse for why he was driving 140 in a 55 when nobody asked him about it. Football wraps with Cesar defending Arch’s NIL deal. The fellas talk about the USWNT team and Mookie and the Dawg take over, getting deep into their performance against Vietnam and dipping into their degenerate gambling on the World Cup. The convo goes completely off the rails as the fellas discuss American politics and Presidential elections before talking about Mbappe’s contract offer from the Saudis.The show shifts gears to basketball talk, and Mike is amazed by the new FIBA LED Glass courts. And the guys give Cesar a history lesson on the Crosstown Shootout and the epic brawl from 2011 after talking about Zip ‘Em Up losing to Nasty Nati at the Cintas TBT regional.The show wraps with Mike laughing at NBC adding a waggle counter to Brian Harman’s coverage at The Open.#Sponsored by Caldera + Lab. Get 20% off your order with code CRAFTBREWED at: calderalab.comBe sure to check out friends of the show:In the Clutch (intheclutch.com/CRAFTBREWED) is your one stop shop for all things sports. With all of your favorite teams and players from the MLS, MLB and more and classic tees from yesteryear and beyond. Get 10% off your order with the code: CRAFTBREWEDKong Beer Bong (craftbrewedsports.com/beerbong) will make sure you are the life of the party. Keep your beer cold in this koozie that converts to a beer bong in an instant. Order yours today.Beer Drop (craftbrewedsports.com/beerdrop) ships award winning craft beer directly to your doorstep. Sign up for a monthly plan, or shop all of the beers available at Beer Drop and get them shipped to you at a $7.99 flat rate. Morning Recovery (craftbrewedsports.com/hangover) guarantees that you’ll wake up after a night of drinking more ready to take on your day. Use the code SPORTS at checkout for 20% off your non-subscription order.Dugout Mugs (dugoutmugs.com/craft) for one of a kind beer mugs and openers. Use our link for 15% off your entire order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

NFL Running Backs Are Big Mad

With Saquon Barkley, Josh Jacobs, and Tony Pollard still without long-term contracts, NFL Runnings Backs are big mad. The fellas debate whether or not the RB position is expendable, and how we got to this point. Then they poke fun at the coordinated social media attack that the running backs launched today, with guys tweeting their support of their fellow running backs and also seeing the writing on the wall that they won’t be getting theirs either.The conversation shifts to the Browns alternate helmets, and the guys decide whether the all white look in Cleveland is fire or dumpster fire. Mike has pulled some hot takes to grill up on the Hot Take BBQ, and the guys discuss Miles Sanders saying Andy Dalton is a HOF QB and Justin Fields’ list of top 5 rushing QBs of all time.The fellas are pumped for the World Cup, and talk about the USWNT’s chances of a three-peat. They get into the Ireland/Colombia friendly that was called after 20 minutes because of how hard the teams were going at it, and give props to whoever came up with the French ad campaign showing how exciting their women’s team is.The conversation shifts to baseball, and Mike and Scott know where Shohei is going to get traded to…nowhere.#Sponsored by Caldera + Lab. Get 20% off your order with code CRAFTBREWED at: calderalab.comBe sure to check out friends of the show:In the Clutch (intheclutch.com/CRAFTBREWED) is your one stop shop for all things sports. With all of your favorite teams and players from the MLS, MLB and more and classic tees from yesteryear and beyond. Get 10% off your order with the code: CRAFTBREWEDKong Beer Bong (craftbrewedsports.com/beerbong) will make sure you are the life of the party. Keep your beer cold in this koozie that converts to a beer bong in an instant. Order yours today.Beer Drop (craftbrewedsports.com/beerdrop) ships award winning craft beer directly to your doorstep. Sign up for a monthly plan, or shop all of the beers available at Beer Drop and get them shipped to you at a $7.99 flat rate. Morning Recovery (craftbrewedsports.com/hangover) guarantees that you’ll wake up after a night of drinking more ready to take on your day. Use the code SPORTS at checkout for 20% off your non-subscription order.Dugout Mugs (dugoutmugs.com/craft) for one of a kind beer mugs and openers. Use our link for 15% off your entire order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices