Craft Brewed Sports

Michigan: A Bunch of Dirty Rotten Cheaters

After talking about the Michigan sign stealing scandal and the fact that Michigan is a bunch of dirty rotten cheaters, the fellas discuss tons more from the sports world:- Virginia lawmakers going after the NCAA- UVA getting dumped for Last Man Standing- UTSA coach falling for the rat poison- What the 12 team playoff would look like this year- Dolphins on Hard Knocks- Blueface bringing strippers to the Rams game- MLB Playoffs- A-Rod is mad at the Yankees for not retiring his number- The NHL flipping on the the Pride tapeBe sure to check out friends of the show:In the Clutch (intheclutch.com/CRAFTBREWED) is your one stop shop for all things sports. With all of your favorite teams and players from the MLS, MLB and more and classic tees from yesteryear and beyond. Get 10% off your order with the code: CRAFTBREWEDKong Beer Bong (craftbrewedsports.com/beerbong) will make sure you are the life of the party. Keep your beer cold in this koozie that converts to a beer bong in an instant. Order yours today.Beer Drop (craftbrewedsports.com/beerdrop) ships award winning craft beer directly to your doorstep. Sign up for a monthly plan, or shop all of the beers available at Beer Drop and get them shipped to you at a $7.99 flat rate. Morning Recovery (craftbrewedsports.com/hangover) guarantees that you’ll wake up after a night of drinking more ready to take on your day. Use the code SPORTS at checkout for 20% off your non-subscription order.Dugout Mugs (dugoutmugs.com/craft) for one of a kind beer mugs and openers. Use our link for 15% off your entire order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The ‘72 Dolphins: Kings of Petty

The Niners and the Eagles both lose this weekend, which means the ‘72 Dolphins, the kings of petty, get to pop the champagne once more and celebrate being the only undefeated team in NFL history.Scott had a brutal week, seeing his Braves get bounced by the Phillies in the NLDS and then seeing the Niners lose to XFL legend PJ Walker and the Browns. The fellas talk the backlash to the Tampa Bay creamsicle uniforms, and the NFL going back to the No Fun League after Tyreek Hill got fined for his backflip celebration with an NFL employee’s phone. The Drake Curse lives on after Georgia suffered a huge loss in the Brock Bowers injury, and Mike goes OWG about Notre Dame students storming the field after beating USC.A new Wiseguy’s Poll sees a huge shake-up at the top of the rankings and proves that Vegas has no idea who is winning this year.The fellas talk baseball, and try to decide the Rest vs. Rust debate for the MLB playoffs after nearly all of the top seeds were eliminated in the divisional series.The show wraps with one of the greatest sip, chug, drainpours in the history of the show.Be sure to check out friends of the show:In the Clutch (intheclutch.com/CRAFTBREWED) is your one stop shop for all things sports. With all of your favorite teams and players from the MLS, MLB and more and classic tees from yesteryear and beyond. Get 10% off your order with the code: CRAFTBREWEDKong Beer Bong (craftbrewedsports.com/beerbong) will make sure you are the life of the party. Keep your beer cold in this koozie that converts to a beer bong in an instant. Order yours today.Beer Drop (craftbrewedsports.com/beerdrop) ships award winning craft beer directly to your doorstep. Sign up for a monthly plan, or shop all of the beers available at Beer Drop and get them shipped to you at a $7.99 flat rate. Morning Recovery (craftbrewedsports.com/hangover) guarantees that you’ll wake up after a night of drinking more ready to take on your day. Use the code SPORTS at checkout for 20% off your non-subscription order.Dugout Mugs (dugoutmugs.com/craft) for one of a kind beer mugs and openers. Use our link for 15% off your entire order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oof

Oof! What a rough weekend for the fellas as Notre Dame loses to Louisville, Texas gets dropped by Oklahoma, and the Braves struggle in game 1 against the Phillies.The show starts with Cesar painfully breaking down the Texas/Oklahoma game, and Mike talking about his friends wanting to fire Marcus Freeman for losing to Louisville.The guys talk about the potential implosion of the ACC after it’s reported that they are vetting USF, Tulane, Memphis, UAB, ECU, and Tulsa for additions to the conference. The conversation shifts to the anonymous PAC-12 coach who accused Shedeur Sanders of padding stats by taking sacks, before shifting to a new Wiseguy’s Top 10 rankings.In NFL talk, Scott weighs in on the pettiness of George Kittle’s shirt, and the guys laugh at Jim Irsay having to reverse course and sign Jonathan TaylorThe conversation shifts to basketball, with the guys ripping on Creighton for getting their team Elite Eight rings.The show wraps with the guys discussing the most amazing defensive end to a baseball playoff game that has happened on a Monday involving the Braves in the history of the sport, and everyone points and laughs at Clayton Kershaw for doing Clayton Kershaw things in the playoffs again.Be sure to check out friends of the show:In the Clutch (intheclutch.com/CRAFTBREWED) is your one stop shop for all things sports. With all of your favorite teams and players from the MLS, MLB and more and classic tees from yesteryear and beyond. Get 10% off your order with the code: CRAFTBREWEDKong Beer Bong (craftbrewedsports.com/beerbong) will make sure you are the life of the party. Keep your beer cold in this koozie that converts to a beer bong in an instant. Order yours today.Beer Drop (craftbrewedsports.com/beerdrop) ships award winning craft beer directly to your doorstep. Sign up for a monthly plan, or shop all of the beers available at Beer Drop and get them shipped to you at a $7.99 flat rate. Morning Recovery (craftbrewedsports.com/hangover) guarantees that you’ll wake up after a night of drinking more ready to take on your day. Use the code SPORTS at checkout for 20% off your non-subscription order.Dugout Mugs (dugoutmugs.com/craft) for one of a kind beer mugs and openers. Use our link for 15% off your entire order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Playoff Baseball Is Back!

It’s that time of year…playoff baseball is back! The fellas talk about how ridiculous the AL is, and how rough playoff baseball is on fans. The guys discuss the SchwarBurger, a ridiculous concoction that the Phillies have introduced for the postseason consisting of three onion rings, bacon, a ½ lb burger patty, and brisket on a toasted bun. The conversation shifts to football, and the fellas talk about how great the Toy Story broadcast was, and Scott holds an L. Cesar wants to know if the Bengals got it wrong by drafting Chase instead of Sewell, and the guys marvel at David Njoku showing up to the Ravens/Browns game like a super villain. Plus a new Wiseguy’s Top 10 poll.The convo shifts to talk about the Dame trade, and how it almost seems like Portland was trying to help Dame out sending him to the Bucks.The show wraps with quick hits about the US getting railed in the Ryder Cup and FC Cincinnati winning the Supporter’s Shield.Be sure to check out friends of the show:In the Clutch (intheclutch.com/CRAFTBREWED) is your one stop shop for all things sports. With all of your favorite teams and players from the MLS, MLB and more and classic tees from yesteryear and beyond. Get 10% off your order with the code: CRAFTBREWEDKong Beer Bong (craftbrewedsports.com/beerbong) will make sure you are the life of the party. Keep your beer cold in this koozie that converts to a beer bong in an instant. Order yours today.Beer Drop (craftbrewedsports.com/beerdrop) ships award winning craft beer directly to your doorstep. Sign up for a monthly plan, or shop all of the beers available at Beer Drop and get them shipped to you at a $7.99 flat rate. Morning Recovery (craftbrewedsports.com/hangover) guarantees that you’ll wake up after a night of drinking more ready to take on your day. Use the code SPORTS at checkout for 20% off your non-subscription order.Dugout Mugs (dugoutmugs.com/craft) for one of a kind beer mugs and openers. Use our link for 15% off your entire order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This Usher Super Bowl Halftime Show Will Be Fire

With the announcement that Usher will be headlining the Super Bowl Halftime show, it’s clear, it will be fire! The guys talk about what guests we could see, the songs that Usher could pull out, and most importantly, how great the dancing will be. Before that, Mike has a therapy session about the Notre Dame loss to Ohio State, and the guys explore talking trash to someone you never talk to after their team loses. The fellas discuss Ryan Day going scorched Earth on Lou Holtz, the network cutting away from the Bears beatdown,Plus, Miami put up 70 points and took their foot off the gas, Kirk Cousins puts raisins in his potato salad, and a new Wiseguy’s Top 10 poll.The guys then dig into the Oakland A’s tone deaf retirement gift to Miggy and a local Cincinnati writer going for all the clicks blasting Elly De La Cruz.Be sure to check out friends of the show:In the Clutch (intheclutch.com/CRAFTBREWED) is your one stop shop for all things sports. With all of your favorite teams and players from the MLS, MLB and more and classic tees from yesteryear and beyond. Get 10% off your order with the code: CRAFTBREWEDKong Beer Bong (craftbrewedsports.com/beerbong) will make sure you are the life of the party. Keep your beer cold in this koozie that converts to a beer bong in an instant. Order yours today.Beer Drop (craftbrewedsports.com/beerdrop) ships award winning craft beer directly to your doorstep. Sign up for a monthly plan, or shop all of the beers available at Beer Drop and get them shipped to you at a $7.99 flat rate. Morning Recovery (craftbrewedsports.com/hangover) guarantees that you’ll wake up after a night of drinking more ready to take on your day. Use the code SPORTS at checkout for 20% off your non-subscription order.Dugout Mugs (dugoutmugs.com/craft) for one of a kind beer mugs and openers. Use our link for 15% off your entire order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Can’t Get Enough Prime

It’s amazing what Deion Sanders has done at Colorado, and we just can’t get enough Prime. Between the swagger, the sunglasses, and the winning, Deion has changed the way college football is being done and we’re here for it. The fellas get into why people want to see Deion fail, and why that makes us like him even more. Plus, what happens if Colorado struggles against Oregon and USC over the next two weeks.Before that, the fellas talk Nick Chubb’s horrific injury on Monday Night Football against the Steelers and what it means for him and his fantasy owners going forward. The guys delve into a debate that sprung up this week about roster management in Fantasy Football groups and benching a player to secure a win. The crew admires the Barry Sanders statue, and laugh about Xavien Howard’s lack of pull-out game as it’s reported that he has 4 women pregnant at the same time.Plus, a new Wiseguy’s Top 10 Rankings.Be sure to check out friends of the show:In the Clutch (intheclutch.com/CRAFTBREWED) is your one stop shop for all things sports. With all of your favorite teams and players from the MLS, MLB and more and classic tees from yesteryear and beyond. Get 10% off your order with the code: CRAFTBREWEDKong Beer Bong (craftbrewedsports.com/beerbong) will make sure you are the life of the party. Keep your beer cold in this koozie that converts to a beer bong in an instant. Order yours today.Beer Drop (craftbrewedsports.com/beerdrop) ships award winning craft beer directly to your doorstep. Sign up for a monthly plan, or shop all of the beers available at Beer Drop and get them shipped to you at a $7.99 flat rate. Morning Recovery (craftbrewedsports.com/hangover) guarantees that you’ll wake up after a night of drinking more ready to take on your day. Use the code SPORTS at checkout for 20% off your non-subscription order.Dugout Mugs (dugoutmugs.com/craft) for one of a kind beer mugs and openers. Use our link for 15% off your entire order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Good God, The Jets Are Cursed

Good God, the Jets are Cursed! One series into his Jets tenure, and Aaron Rodgers ruptures his achilles and is ruled out for the season. And the guys can’t help but laugh. After all of the hype, and all of the talk, the Jets season is all but over despite their win over the Bills on Monday Night Football. And the biggest winner is Jack’s American Pub who had the promotion of paying for people’s tabs if the Jets lost. Not only did they not have to pay out the first week, but they don’t have to run the promotion the rest of the year. The fellas talk about the Jim Trotter lawsuit against the NFL, and the craziness that Jerry Jones is the less racist person in the quotes that have come out as a result.DraftKings takes some heat for their poorly thought out “Never Forget” parlay on 9/11 featuring the Mets, Yankees, and Jets. The guys play a game of Sip, Chug, Drainpour with the top AFC QBs that lost in week 1: Mahomes, Burrow, and Allen.Plus, the first time you felt it twitch, Marvin Harrison Jr. jokes, and Mel Tucker’s a dirtbag.Be sure to check out friends of the show:In the Clutch (intheclutch.com/CRAFTBREWED) is your one stop shop for all things sports. With all of your favorite teams and players from the MLS, MLB and more and classic tees from yesteryear and beyond. Get 10% off your order with the code: CRAFTBREWEDKong Beer Bong (craftbrewedsports.com/beerbong) will make sure you are the life of the party. Keep your beer cold in this koozie that converts to a beer bong in an instant. Order yours today.Beer Drop (craftbrewedsports.com/beerdrop) ships award winning craft beer directly to your doorstep. Sign up for a monthly plan, or shop all of the beers available at Beer Drop and get them shipped to you at a $7.99 flat rate. Morning Recovery (craftbrewedsports.com/hangover) guarantees that you’ll wake up after a night of drinking more ready to take on your day. Use the code SPORTS at checkout for 20% off your non-subscription order.Dugout Mugs (dugoutmugs.com/craft) for one of a kind beer mugs and openers. Use our link for 15% off your entire order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

B1G Turd Cock

College football is back, and this week we were treated to the debut of B1G Turd Cock on NBC. One of the most unfortunate graphic fails happened in the first non-Notre Dame game on the NBC networks, and the guys had to laugh at it.The guys can’t help but smile at Brian Kelly and Dabo Swinney choking this weekend, especially with Duke playing some mind games and throwing up a kid’s play area in the middle of the walk Clemson needed to make to get to the stadium. Plus, Duke’s QB Riley Leonard’s mom is an absolute savage for texting her son “You suck” before every game to bring him back to earth. The guys discuss Stanford, Cal, and SMU making the move to the ACC and how that impacts the conference long term. Scott and Mike have to give Cesar a history lesson, breaking down why it was a horrible idea for the UCF social media team to tweet out about calling the National Guard as UCF was pouding Kent State. Plus, the Oregon Duck is a beast for doing 546 push-ups during Oregon’s win, and it begs the question about the bigger tough-guy mascot: the Oregon Duck or the St. Joe’s Hawk who cannot stop flapping his wings throughout entire basketball games.Mike unveils a new Wiseguy’s poll, with some major shake-ups after this week.The show ends with the fellas discussing why giving fans a microphone like Lyons did won’t work in the States and they doubt the science behind the discovery that beer goggles don’t exist. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jim Harbaugh and Caleb Williams: FRAUDS

College football season is here and the one thing we learned after Week 0 is that Jim Harbaugh and Caleb Williams are complete frauds. Cesar lays claim to the MFOTW claim by thinking the group TLC was a reference to tables, ladders, and chairs. So Mike tries to knock him off the mountain with a series of shady college football stories. First up, Brian Kelly and LSU tried to move their week 2 opponent to week 0 so that their star DT could serve his suspension and be available for their match-up against FSU. Next, Caleb Williams, who won’t be in college when the next NCAA game drops, whined about the $500 that EA Sports is reportedly offering players to be in the game. Finally, Jim Harbaugh calls out everyone that makes money off of college football players working for free, while ignoring that he, too, makes money off of college football players working for free.The convo shifts to the Trey Lance trade and nobody is really excited about it.The guys talk about the shooting at Guaranteed Rate Field and how a woman that was “grazed” by a bullet in the shooting was actually the one who snuck the gun past security by hiding in her body fat to get past the metal detectors. Plus, the guys laugh at the Nationals for the Strasburg contract.Cesar is excited that Jaylen Brown used his left in the Big 3 All-Star game, and the fellas laugh at the Indiana man that was arrested for DUI in a Power Wheels.Be sure to check out friends of the show:In the Clutch (intheclutch.com/CRAFTBREWED) is your one stop shop for all things sports. With all of your favorite teams and players from the MLS, MLB and more and classic tees from yesteryear and beyond. Get 10% off your order with the code: CRAFTBREWEDKong Beer Bong (craftbrewedsports.com/beerbong) will make sure you are the life of the party. Keep your beer cold in this koozie that converts to a beer bong in an instant. Order yours today.Beer Drop (craftbrewedsports.com/beerdrop) ships award winning craft beer directly to your doorstep. Sign up for a monthly plan, or shop all of the beers available at Beer Drop and get them shipped to you at a $7.99 flat rate. Morning Recovery (craftbrewedsports.com/hangover) guarantees that you’ll wake up after a night of drinking more ready to take on your day. Use the code SPORTS at checkout for 20% off your non-subscription order.Dugout Mugs (dugoutmugs.com/craft) for one of a kind beer mugs and openers. Use our link for 15% off your entire order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lou Holtz and the Thong Song

Lou Holtz released a Top 16 for the college football season (for some reason) and Sisqo had never seen a thong until right before he recorded Thong Song. This week was packed full of useless trivia, borderline offensive accents, and stupid jokes.The fellas discuss the Ravens preseason win streak coming to an end, and Scott feels like the Commanders are nothing to be worried about, claiming they’ll be lucky to win 5 games. The guys talk about the rumored Super Bowl Halftime Show, an all boy band Halftime Show featuring NSYNC, Backstreet Boys, 98 Degrees, Boyz II Men, Bel Biv DeVoe, Color Me Badd, and a K-Pop group. Mike then breaks down the backstory of Sisqo’s Thong Song and blows everyone’s minds. The conversation shifts to Lou Holtz and his college football Top 16. Beyond being terrible, it’s just a weird list coming from a guy nobody asked for it. So Mike decided to give his own Top 16 list: the Top 16 teams he wants to hear Lou Holtz pronounce. Hilarity ensues.The guys shift to baseball, as the fellas discuss how baseball needs to incorporate the custom bats from the Little League Classic into everyday play. The crew discusses the Cuban coach who defected in the middle of the Little League World Series, and then rail on Pete Alonso for throwing away Masin Wynn’s first hit ball, and end the show with Scott going full OWG on Gunnar Henderson’s decision to leg out a double instead of staying at first base and getting the cycle.Be sure to check out friends of the show:In the Clutch (intheclutch.com/CRAFTBREWED) is your one stop shop for all things sports. With all of your favorite teams and players from the MLS, MLB and more and classic tees from yesteryear and beyond. Get 10% off your order with the code: CRAFTBREWEDKong Beer Bong (craftbrewedsports.com/beerbong) will make sure you are the life of the party. Keep your beer cold in this koozie that converts to a beer bong in an instant. Order yours today.Beer Drop (craftbrewedsports.com/beerdrop) ships award winning craft beer directly to your doorstep. Sign up for a monthly plan, or shop all of the beers available at Beer Drop and get them shipped to you at a $7.99 flat rate. Morning Recovery (craftbrewedsports.com/hangover) guarantees that you’ll wake up after a night of drinking more ready to take on your day. Use the code SPORTS at checkout for 20% off your non-subscription order.Dugout Mugs (dugoutmugs.com/craft) for one of a kind beer mugs and openers. Use our link for 15% off your entire order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices